There's nothing like the great outdoors... or is there?  Let 'em know how you really feel with these cute (and honest) knee highs.  And then head to the nearest patio bar, which we assume is about as outside as you're going to get.  What's so great about camping?  There's nature and bugs and mud and wild animals... all stuff that wants to end up IN your house.  Exactly where you would much rather be.